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Front Page Boiz (It's Tom Neunz)

by dangerbeard

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This is a song written for NZ pixel artist and streamer Tom Neunz www.twitch.tv/tomneunz to celebrate being featured on the front page of Twitch as part of the Twitch ANZ Creative Showcase, which regularly picks artists, musicians, makers and creatives from the Australia & New Zealand Twitch community to showcase their amazing talents.

During production I had sent a work-in-progress to my friend, streamer, actor, filmmaker, co-shenaniganiser and BOMB RAPPER BrySuperSaurus, who was coincidentally ALSO being featured on the front page of Twitch as part of the Twitch ANZ Grass Roots campaign, and he demanded that I let him record "something" to put on the track.

Nobody asked for this. But it happened anyway.

www.twitch.tv/tomneunz
www.twitch.tv/brysupersaurus
www.twitch.tv/thedangerbeard

lyrics

(creative showcase)
IT'S TOM NEUNZ

He is the greatest pixel artist that the world has ever seen
He will draw you death - if you know what I mean
Uhh
I didn't really mean that he would draw you to death
I'm sorry that I have misinformed the stream

He's a really nice boy, he's actually very sweet
He is the Neunziest Tom that you will meet on the street
And if you spend 420 bits you can get text to speech
Or you can spend channel points
He'll put a goose on the screen

IT'S TOM NEUNZ

BRY:

Tom neunz on the screen yeah you know where ive been
Hangin' out in the chat with the pixel cats
And I feel really cool when I'm hangin' out with Tom
Two Front Page Boiz goin' off like a bomb

(IT'S TOM NEUNZ)

Wait! A bomb? Call the police!
Get these bomb boys off of the streets
Now we're in court wearing pants with pleats
Defending our damn lives
I'll give you the deets

We've been bloody bested and bloody arrested
The Judge took a look and he bloody suggested
We lay off the bombs and all the destructing
I said:

"Your Honour, I'm interrupting
There's been a mistake
We're not real bombs
I like dinosaurs and that's Pixel Tom
We stream on Twitch and we're center stage
That is to say: we're on the front page
So our numbers are going up
You could say that we're blowing up
And Tom has been showing up for ten hours
He's glowing up!"

The judge looked at me and then he looked at Tom
Then he looked at me
And then he looked at Tom
Put his hand to his head and he scratched an itch
And he said "wait... what is Twitch?"
We showed him the site and he dropped the charges
We sighed a relief for our streaming arses

"But hold on a minute, these streams are HOT
The beat is too sick and I've lost the plot
I can't let you out, you're too damn fire
Hotter than a couple of guns for hire
These two boys might cause some strife
I'm putting you two behind bars for life!"

Long story short we appealed alright
And everything was dropped

Just like this mic

credits

released April 5, 2022
dangerbeard, Tom Neunz, BrySuperSaurus

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